Lamâschtê young yuniversal unconditional lover. You will find here all you need to know to get started with the lamâsching experience. Don't be shy, it's 100% safe and recommended by 99,99999% of yuniteers!

The 6 steps of the perfect lamâsching session

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6) Enjoy and make sure all the hands are active. 

No-gos

• Fingers in the mouth
• Farts when a fart-free area has been agreed upon (cf. Elina's School of Lamasching)
• Inactive hands

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To go further

You enjoyed to lamâsch but you still feel up to more? Don't hesitate to get in touch with experienced lamâschers to find out about the magic of Lama Schutra. 

*Soft lights and music are recommended but not mandatory. Funky rhythms have proved their efficacy while depressing ones are to be avoided!

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